Dick Takes a Holiday

posted by The Vidiot @ 10:52 PM Permalink

I've been trying really hard not to post about this. For one thing, the news reports have been so peculiar; they get scrubbed, each successive one has a different story, and none of them quite make sense. For another, it's such a target rich environment that many bloggers with much more talent have been on top of the story.

But I gotta say it's kinda funny how a large guy in orange behind the shooter catches ~200 pellets meant for a small nondescript bird. He caught those pellets in his face, neck and chest and suffered a subsequent heart attack.

And let's not forget that instead of Dick following the man he shot to the hospital he opted to have a drink instead.

Dick drank alcohol before the shooting, and Dick drank alcohol after the shooting.

Blood thinners, heart attack meds, and the first thing the Vice President of the United States of America thinks to do after shooting a man is have a drink?

What a Dick.