The Sacred and the Newfane

posted by The Vidiot @ 12:56 PM Permalink

Newfane residents voted Tuesday to call for the impeachment of President Bush.
ARTICLE 29
We the voters of Newfane would like Town Meeting, March 2006, to consider the following resolution:

Whereas George W. Bush has:

1. Misled the nation about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction;

2. Misled the nation about ties between Iraq and Al Quaeda;

3. Used these falsehoods to lead our nation into war unsupported by international law;

4. Not told the truth about American policy with respect to the use of torture; and

5. Has directed the government to engage in domestic spying, in direct contravention of U.S. law.

Therefore, the voters of the town of Newfane ask that our representative to the U.S. House of Representatives file articles of impeachment to remove him from office.

Not to mention*:

the Dubai port deal
the Iraq war
the boneheaded plan to restructure Social Security
the Katrina debacle
the confusing Medicare bullshit
the huge and growing national debt
the Japanese sub incident
The Chinese spy plane incident
Ignoring the Aug 2001 PDB 'Bin Laden to attack inside the US'
Continuing to read My Pet Goat after Bin Laden attacked the US
'Lucky me, I hit the trifecta'
Letting Bin Laden escape at Tora Bora
Opposing the 911 Commission investigation
Opposing the creation of the DHS
NYC air 'fine' after 9/11
Stiffing the first responders
'Fuck Saddam! He's going down!'
'Weapons of mass destruction program related activities'
You're either with us or with the terrists
Abu Ghraib torture
Gitmo torture
Outsourcing torture
Outsourcing jobs
Outsourcing jobs a 'good thing'
Calling the Constitution a 'Goddamned piece of paper'
'If I were a dictator it would be a hell of a lot easier'
'Catapulting the propaganda'
'Oh, do you have blacks too?'
McCain's black baby
Terri Schiavo
'Mission Accomplished'
Looking for Iraq's missing WMDs under his sofa
'No one could have imagined terrorists flying planes into buildings'
'No one could have anticipated a breach in the levees'
'Bring 'em on'
Still no armor for troops
Botched anthrax investigation
The Moussoui trial
'You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." - to a divorced mother of three.
Gas prices
Home heating prices
We'll be greeted as liberators
Most vacation time ever
Jeff Gannon
Armstrong Williams
Judith Miller
Fake news videos
Aluminum tubes
Yellow-cake from Niger
Censoring government scientists
Our vanishing liberties
Spying on the Quakers
Secret energy meetings
'Saddam involved in 9/11'
Swift-boating critics
Hiring incompetent cronies
First Amendment Zones
'There ought to be limits to freedom'
Plastic turkey photo-op
Fake teleconference interview with troops in Iraq
Lying about firing any leakers
Plot to bomb Al Jazeera
Chalabi
No-bid Halliburton contracts
Conducting illegal NSA wiretaps
Raising terror alert status when poll numbers dropped
Kenny-boy who?
Abramoff who?
'Heckuva job, Brownie!'
Harriet Miers
No-talent assclown John Bolton
Iran-Contra criminal John Negroponte
'Slam Dunk' Tenet's Medal of Freedom
Dick 'dick' Cheney
Wiretapping the United Nations
Calling Pakistanis 'Pakis'
Calling Pakistanis 'Arabs'
Trying to escape press conference through locked door
Mars, bitches
Nooculer
Supporting teaching 'Intelligent Design' in public schools
Arsenic in drinking water
Kyoto
'Clear Skies'
'Healthy Forests'
Stiffing No Child Left Behind
Stiffing troops and veterans
Stiffing the poor and middle-class
Stiffing homosexuals - well, you know what I mean
Firing everyone who disagreed with him
Those stupid backdrops
Karl Rove still under investigation, still has security clearance
Arrest/charging of WH Procurement Chief David Safavian
Arrest/charging of Cheney chief of staff Scooter Libby
Arrest/charging of Claude Allen

*A good artist borrows, a great artist steals. I stole and adapted the list from WTF Is It Now??