Computer Science 101 ...posted by The Vidiot @ 7:58 PM Permalink
Suffolk University professor accused of pornographic violationAside from the fact that one could make a good argument that porno and college kids go together like cherries and jubilee, my heart bleeds for Emily.
BOSTON -- A Suffolk University professor is under investigation by university officials following accusations of alleged pornographic misconduct.
According to Emily XXXXXX, a student in the class, Professor XXXXXX, allegedly watched porn on his computer, which was unknowingly connected to a monitor that was behind him.
The class ended half an hour following the display, and the students never tried to intervene.
This poor creature had to endure these images, having them seared into her nubile, young, impressionable brain, until she thought she'd go mad ...
Finally the bell rang, and Emily was able to escape from the classroom and hurried back to her dorm to relive the hideous pressure that had built in her loins.
Horrors! Her roommate was home! She rushed to the showers, but they were occupied also! She knew she would be too loud to risk a stall, so she continued her subcutaneous search for haven, eventually leading back to her room.
Thank god! Her roommate was off the phone and grabbing her purse! Moments after the door shut Emily was under the covers and in touch with her inner self. "Oh, God" she ejaculated, and swooned with incredible pleasure.
But with incredible pleasure came incredible guilt. And the next day, realizing the cause of her evil thoughts, she ratted the prof out.