Normally shooting yourself in the foot prevents inserting same into mouth, but not in this case:

posted by The Vidiot @ 9:08 PM Permalink

A Drug Enforcement Administration agent who stars in a popular online video that shows him shooting himself in the foot during a weapons demonstration for Florida children is suing over the tape's release, claiming that his career has been crippled and he's become a laughingstock due to the embarrassing clip's distribution.

Mr Obvious notes: No, you're crippled because you put a .40 cal round thru your foot! And you're a laughingstock because:

The shooting occurred moments after Paige told the children that he was the only person in the room professional enough to carry the weapon.

Then chuckles the DEA clown sez:

he was "once regarded as one of the best undercover agents, if not the best, in the DEA"

I can believe that, because only the Cirque du DEA would send an undercover agent to teach kids about druuuugs while their parents videotape the class.

Paiging Dr Howard, Dr Fine, Dr Howard:

{Paige} also notes that he is no longer "permitted or able to give educational motivational speeches and presentations."

Well, duh! What a limp excuse!