Breaking News! WMDs found in Iraq! ... or ... Sanction Santorum*
posted by The Vidiot @ 8:13 PM Permalink"Congressman Hoekstra and I are here today to say that we have found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, chemical weapons," Santorum said.Sounds dramatic don't it? But then along came the truth:
Neither the military nor the White House nor the CIA considered the shells to be evidence of what was alleged by the Bush administration to be a current Iraqi program to make chemical, biological and nuclear weapons.Now why would li'l Ricky make such claims? Could it be Satan? Or just another repub down 18 points in the polls? Sources tell me if he hits 20 points down he'll claim to have personally captured Osama Bin Laden ... or maybe it was just Mr Natural.
Last night, intelligence officials reaffirmed that the shells were old and were not the suspected weapons of mass destruction sought in Iraq after the 2003 invasion.
*Get it? It's a latin, greek, judaism pun ... get it? Yeah, well, I thought it was a stretch too. But not as big a stretch as Santorum made.
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