Bush, keepin' America safer ...
posted by The Vidiot @ 9:46 PM PermalinkWhite House anti-terror chief: 'We are due for another attack'Aside from the fact that it's an election year, how can they be so sure? One possible explanation:
Bin Laden Gets a Pass from PakistanIraq, Afghanistan and now Pakistan. I'm not sure this was what the neo-cons had in mind as "A Plan for the New American Century.
Osama bin Laden, America's most wanted man, will not face capture in Pakistan if he agrees to lead a "peaceful life," Pakistani officials tell ABC News.
The surprising announcement comes as Pakistani army officials announced they were pulling their troops out of the North Waziristan region as part of a "peace deal" with the Taliban.
PRESIDENT BUSH: It's my honor to welcome a friend, a leader, President Musharraf of Pakistan.With friends like this, who needs an enema!?
2 Comments:
He gets a pass because he's dead already.
sailor: With friends like this, who needs an enema!?
Oh, sh*t...those bastards. Now we have to make everyone fly naked!
Terrorists to use explosive clothing
Boston, Mass. (Reuters) -- The U.S. embassy in India warned American citizens on Friday of possible attacks by al Qaeda, utilizing clothing dipped in explosives. The Homeland Security Department rapidly responded to the threat by issuing an order requiring all air travelers to fly naked.
Most major airlines, responded immediately by banning the distribution of in-flight peanut snacks, citing the inevitable confusion this might cause.
Security experts, once again recommended that sophisticated profiling should be used instead of draconian measures, and warned that terrorists will now move to utilizing explosive suppositories.
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Oh well.. at least now the wingers will know where they can shove their terror tactics. Sigh.
--Edger
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