Things that might work:
posted by The Vidiot @ 10:00 PM PermalinkThey are calling it the "crossed legs" strike.If applied in the US it would be the first time Bush wasn't in a Pickle(s).
Fretting over crime and violence, girlfriends and wives of gang members in the Colombian city of Pereira have called a ban on sex to persuade their menfolk to give up the gun.
Viagra works, but chocolate works betterSo that's what they mean by hard chocolate!
Viagra may heat up one's sex drive, but chocolate can make it sizzle.
So said Dr. Dora Akunyili, the director of Nigeria's Federal Agency for Food and Medicine, in advising Nigerians on Monday to forego the little, libido-boosting blue pills in favor of a measured dose of cocoa.
To back up her claims -- made during a meeting with the vice-governor of one of Nigeria's states -- the good doctor cited a recently published study extolling the libidinal qualities of cocoa beans.
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