Thursday, January 04, 2007

While you were sleeping

posted by The Vidiot @ 8:12 AM Permalink

George can now read our mail.
Excerpt: President Bush has quietly claimed sweeping new powers to open Americans' mail without a judge's warrant, the New York Daily News has learned.

The president asserted his new authority when he signed a postal reform bill into law on Dec. 20. Bush then issued a "signing statement" that declared his right to open people's mail under emergency conditions.

Dear mom,

Having a great time here. Really love it. Hope all is well. Learning how to write poetry.
Because of the weather
I'm sunning it up
Tanning my hide and
Eating great grub
Most of all though
Everything's swell
Going to the bars soon so
We'll never know what I won't tell.

I think we should all include such clever ditties in our correspondence from now on.

(Hint: first letters of each line.)


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