McLame is a pain but is consistent in his refrains…

posted by Bill Arnett @ 12:34 PM Permalink

…as today he is going to make a major policy statement regarding how he is going to handle the subprime housing crash.

He has some 'sperience with bailing out failed financial groups, just as he did with the [Charles] Keating Five and the Saving and Loan businesses.

I understand it will be a short speech:

"My friends, don't be little jerks and come begging for handouts from the government. Marry your own goddamned multi-millionaire beer heiress, then you can buy all the houses you want, jet planes will be yours, sunshine will return to the thousand points of light, and to boot, you can buy a pink tutu to dance the fandango. Just don't put those pink flamingoes in your yard, my friends, since they scare me spitless. The rest of you, my friends, can pitch a pup tent, squat somewhere and, my friends, go to hell in a hand-basket before I spend a dime on anything but war. Hell, my first condo was a tiger cage and you, my friends, can build one of those yourself. My friends…uh…my friends, oh f*ck you, insert your own goddamned witticism here. I'm buggin' out before Charlie finds me again you sniveling bunch of cowards, my friends."

Labels: christian hypocrisy, class warfare, foreclosures, Housing, McCain, snark, subprime loans