Thursday, May 01, 2008

"Oh, yeah? My depraved leader can kick your depraved leader's ass!"

posted by Bill Arnett @ 12:13 PM Permalink

From the BBC News:
Iraqi deputies have denounced the government, using a quotation from the Koran to describe Prime Minister Nouri Maliki as "depraved".

The criticism came from the bloc of MPs who support the Shia cleric Moqtada Sadr - which once backed Mr Maliki.
Iraqi troops and US-led foreign forces have been engaged in bloody battles with Mehdi Army fighters loyal to Moqtada Sadr over recent weeks.[…]

Three Sadrist deputies called a news conference in the Green Zone government and diplomatic compound in Baghdad on Thursday, at which they denounced Mr Maliki and his government.

They held up pictures of dead Iraqi civilians they said were killed by government forces, backed by US troops, in Sadr City.

The government's attempts to disarm the Shia militants were causing misery for millions of innocent people, they said, according to the BBC's Clive Myrie in Baghdad.

This Sadrist bloc helped Mr Maliki become prime minister in 2006 - but on Thursday they used a quotation from the Koran to suggest he was "depraved".

The MPs say Sadr City is under siege by government forces, and being starved of fuel - something Mr Maliki denies.
So they 'surge' the number of troops in Iraq, recreate Baghdad as a walled city divided into sectarian blocks making for easy identification of Shiites and Sunnis to facilitate killing them because of their religion, and yet the ingrates in Iraq, the people who know him best, have labeled Maliki 'depraved.'

It must be the company Maliki keeps with other depraved leaders such as bush, cheney, condi rice, robert gates, etc., et al., who work daily to give Maliki wholly new means with which to be depraved on a par with the best of 'em.

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