Monday, June 16, 2008

Best Local Story Everrrrrr

posted by The Vidiot @ 7:20 PM Permalink

Made me laugh out loud in an embarrassing way.

As seen on Henry Street. Note to self: If I had a car and that car had an alarm, I'd definitely refrain from parking said car on Henry. (Don't miss the "friendly" notes tucked under the car's windshields, just in case the owner was unsure of how a dog with that much backup got on top of his/her car.)

Here's the pic:

Beeyooteeful.

Labels: brooklyn

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