Welcome to the United Socialist States of America…

posted by Bill Arnett @ 12:47 PM Permalink

…It took a long time for us to get here. Just think, what if - horrors! - Fearful Leader gw bush hadn't been elected and hadn't been able to destroy a 228 year-old democracy where people actually had individual freedoms in just under 8 short years!

All hail Fearful Leader!

And now the single greatest theft of money from a formerly free state is almost complete. Commandant Paulson has already raided the Treasury (will it still be called a "treasury" when it no longer contains any treasure?) to give away 630 billion dollars to aid Fearful Leader's allies. The Socialist Senate voted to give away another 700 billion to bail out billionaires who are unable to manage their money and created this mess (that's 700B we know of! Who knows how many monetary time bombs are planted within those 420 pages of legislation?) The Socialist House will no doubt pack even more pork into the Senate bill.

All hail Fearful Leader! Long live Fearless Leader!

By my count that's a whoppin' 1.33 TRILLION DOLLARS already and Fearful Leaders pledges to steal spend more billions for every day we peasants fail to meet his demands.

All hail Fearful Leader! Long live Fearless Leader! All kiss the a$$ ring of Fearful Leader!

Do not listen to those several hundred highly respected nay-sayer economists who tells us that this plan of Fearful Leader will not work and is doomed to failure! How could they possibly know or appreciate the Machiavellian machinations of a Fearful Leader who truly believed he could conquer Iraq easily and steal their oil resources for Big Oil for the low, low cost of several hundred thousand deaths, several hundred billion dollars, the displacement of millions of innocent civilians, and the destruction of the finest fighting force ever seen on this planet?

All hail Fearful Leader! Long live Fearless Leader! All kiss the a$$ ring of Fearful Leader! May Fearful leader be known as a god among mere mortals!

And all Fearful Leader's billionaire buddies are helping by selling off stocks at a rate of speed, and in such large amounts, so as to create panic among the masses, knowing all the while (Wink! Wink!) that they will be able buy them back with the taxpayer money being stolen from right under our noses! Why its a win win situation for every billionaire who plays the game; the profits will be well nigh to much to be counted!

All hail Fearful Leader! Long live Fearless Leader! All kiss the a$$ ring of Fearful Leader! May Fearful leader be known as a god among mere mortals! All hail the passing of the Bush Billionaire Bailout Bill brought to us by Fearful Leader!

I am curious, however, and will probably be summarily executed for daring to ask, but has anyone bothered to check our gold reserves? Aren't we supposed to have several hundred trillions of dollars worth of gold stashed away for a rainy day? Or has that ALREADY quietly been spirited away by billionaires pretending to be Alexander Mundy of It Takes a Thief fame?

All hail Fearful Leader! Long live Fearless Leader! All kiss the a$$ ring of Fearful Leader! May Fearful leader be known as a god among mere mortals! All hail the passing of the Bush Billionaire Bailout Bill brought to us by Fearful Leader! Let no man dare ask of Fearful Leader where our trillions of gold have gone!

You will all be tattooed with a bar code and have a GPS tracking device inserted under your skin very soon, giving us all reason to be confident that the new Socialist government has absolute control of where you may go, to whom you speak, write, e-mail, telephone, monitor your movements with powerful spy satellites, and be able to monitor every form of communications known or unknown to man. Freedom will be a passing, misguided form of ancient governments and soon forgotten.

All hail Fearful Leader! Long live Fearless Leader! All kiss the a$$ ring of Fearful Leader! May Fearful leader be known as a god among mere mortals! All hail the passing of the Bush Billionaire Bailout Bill brought to us by Fearful Leader! Let no man dare ask of Fearful Leader where our trillions of gold have gone! All hail Fearful Leader's wisdom in taking away freedom and maintaining absolute control of the masses!

All hail the creation of the United Socialist States of America!

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