Terrorist-smerrorist it's still the same old bull…

posted by Bill Arnett @ 3:02 PM Permalink

…especially when the terrorists use archaic, old time methods of attack such as those today. Despite the lack of sophistication Al-Qaeda is breathlessly mentioned as a possible source of the attack, just because there were multiple locations attacked (a trademark of Al-Qaeda, donchaknow, registered at the U.S. Patent Office under, "Terrorist, Middle and Far East, Tactics, and Advertising").

Of course part of the reason Al-Qaeda is being blamed is that bush is having a conniption fit that the terrists haven't "tested" Obama yet (Obama did pass the written exam, but still has to go before the Al-Qaeda Orals Board).

In the mean time the press is breathlessly praying that these coordinated attacks in Mumbai, India, are Al-Qaeda attacks despite the fact that India and Pakistan have been engaged in a low grade war for years now over their mutual border state of Kashmir. But that story wouldn't play in the meme that in view of Al-Qaeda style attacks in India, the rumors being spread by the bush maladministration and New York Authorities that our subways and infrastructure in New York must be be true and place us in dire strait indeed.

After all, we haven't had a good "terror alert" in America since before the 2006 elections (and those were so shamefully touted as to cause the resignation of that guy who put out the alerts at bush's request. It just became too embarrassing.

Oh, c'mon! Everyone should be calling BS on this crap! A ragtag bunch of wanna-be terrorists purchase probably the most prolific and cheapest weapon in the world, the AK-47, attack in multiple areas simultaneously, killing fewer that 100 people and wounding a few dozen more, and suddenly the nation of India is under siege from Al-Qaeda?

My goodness, several troops of Boy Scouts equipped with Winchester Model 94 rifles (the rifle that has killed more deer than any other in history, for real) in several crowded areas of San Francisco, Oakland (although to be fair no one would probably notice in Oakland), Los Angeles, or any other place where many congregate could inflict an equal amount of damage and body counts, with or without the leadership of their Al-Qaeda Scoutmasters.

This is nothing more than a pathetic attempt to keep the poor economical headlines off the front pages. And if India, with one of the largest populations in the world can't field a sufficient law enforcement force to handle this attack, it's time to just nuke 'em all.

Labels: al-Qaeda, conspiracy, propaganda, Terrorism