Does Kyle write Bush's Speeches?

posted by The Vidiot @ 3:59 PM Permalink

Whenever Bush speaks, he says one word over and over. It could be terrorism, or freedom or something else. Well, I just remembered this episode of South Park called Starvin' Marvin in Space:

I think I can explain this whole thing. Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want Marklar or any of these marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar. They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe they're marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars. They will take all your marklars and replace them with Marklar. These marklar have no good marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, eh or marklars.

Just substitute "Marklar" with "Freedom" or "Terrorism" and you have your typical, run-of-the-mill Bush speech, no?

Of course, it's entirely possible that he could even screw that up.

Bush at cabinet meeting: "And so people don't need to worry about security. This deal wouldn't go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United States of America."

Meanwhile, while we're blabbering about the Port deal, we're not talking about the possible war with Iran, the fact that if you're a woman, it sucks to live in South Dakota, that Bush is so out of touch that he thinks outsourcing is just fine, (yeah, tell that to these people) and that everything we could be doing could end up being moot because the voting machines are crap.

{sigh}

I'll try to write something thoughtful over the weekend. But this is the stuff that's really getting my goat right now.