Friday, January 19, 2007

Guest Post by Oscar Wilde

posted by The Vidiot @ 5:30 PM Permalink

Farsi Anybody?

Everybody must have had at least one in their lives, cringe moments that is. You're sat in a train/plane/waiting room and the only thing to read is a copy of one of the trashiest of tabloids that ever slithered out of the gutter, you know the one I am talking about, every town on earth boasts one, the one that is specifically aimed at brain dead white trash. Reluctantly, for want of anything better you pick it up, no sooner than you have stuck your nose in it, in she walks, the girl of you're dreams.

The heart skips a beat, the pulse quickens, the blood rises, and you're instantly in love and lust. You smile, she returns it, you're imagination has run riot in milliseconds, she glances down and sees what you're reading, and it all comes crashing down, it's blown, you haven't a hope, it wouldn't make any difference if you were a filum star (Irish) with you're hair hung in diamonds, she has you marked, forget it.

Forget it; if only you could, as you shrink into your chair and pray to a god you don't believe in that he open the earth and have it swallow you, anything, anything at all, just let me be gone from this moment and this place.

It's not as bad as that, The Truth Seeker, that is, in fact It does host articles by both Robert Fisk and John Pilger, so that is reason enough to go there.

Heaven forbid, it's not as though I go to read the gossip from; The voice in the Whitehouse.

And in fact they do publish interesting stuff quite often, stuff, what a handy word, stuff that's quite different, oft times fresh news from a fresh perspective, not as incestuous as some of the news items that do the rounds on the blogs.

President George W. Bush said the comments represented a "specific threat" to destroy Israel. In a March 2006 speech in Cleveland, Bush vowed he would resort to war to protect Israel from Iran, because,
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So what did Ahmadinejad actually say? To quote his exact words in farsi:

"Imam ghoft een rezhim-e ishghalgar-e qods bayad az safheh-ye ruzgar mahv shavad."

Oscar Wilde 19 Jan 07

"Here, for your amusement, is an exact copy of an in-house memo sent to me, and others of my opinions, by one of Bush's senior, and soon-to-be employed elsewhere, advisors:
'I pity the poor deluded Christians of America who think the Monkey Palace is a staunch bastion of morality and Christian Family Values. The only family values this White House knows are those of the Village People: "We are Family, all my Sisters and me...." There was much twittering and swishing of tutus around the coffee stations this last Friday, as White House aides,


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