Very big here in Brooklynposted by The Vidiot @ 7:36 AM Permalink Those of you who know me know that I occasionally go off on Brooklyn's stroller mafia. I'm surrounded by breeders here. And most of them possess these hummer strollers that hog up the entire sidewalk, block store entryways and just generally piss me off. Beyond the sense of entitlement these affluent parents have, many of them also SERIOUSLY believe their kid is an indigo child.
Others disagree that "indigo" has anything to do with the color of an aura. Instead, it is the result of “scientific” observations by a woman who has the brain disorder synesthesia. Either way, so-called Indigos go by different names—e.g., Star Kids (alleged offspring of a human with an alien—no joke) or Crystalline Children. Some integrate competing theories by claiming categorizations, as these, speak to different stages of the upward mobility evolutionary process en route to godhood.
Accordingly, it’s become all the rage to record auras of small children in order to pinpoint purported prodigies who purportedly make up an astonishing 90 percent of the population less than ten years of age.
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