Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I know I'm not the first to think this

posted by The Vidiot @ 5:57 PM Permalink

But the first time I heard about this
Al-Qaida has adopted a technique from drug smugglers that allows suicide bombers to breach even the tightest security. One of the terrorists who tried to assassinate a Saudi prince hid explosives and detonator in his rectum.
I just knew it wouldn't bode well for what we all have to go through at the security gate in the airport. I mean, if the shoe bomber made it so we have to take off our shoes and the liquid bomber made it so we had to dump all of our liquids, what the hell is the ass bomber going to for us?



At 12:01 AM, Blogger The Sailor said...

Not to mention other orifices and boob jobs &c, &c, &c.

If someone is willing to die for a cause you can't stop them.

At 9:18 AM, Blogger Bill Arnett said...

Yeah, but just imagine the farts! Bart Simpson would be green with envy!

At 11:18 AM, Blogger Bill Arnett said...

And then strip, squat three times, coughing violently on the third, anything up there will fall out.


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