They don't even care anymoreposted by The Vidiot @ 11:10 AM Permalink Read and watch this clip from ABC news and just try to tell me it doesn't look like a Saturday Night Live clip:
Strong concerns that terrorist teams in Europe have selected their targets, completed their surveillance, eluded capture and are now ready to strike at airports and tourist attractions have prompted the State Department to ready a highly unusual travel advisory for Europe, multiple law enforcement and intelligence sources tell ABC News.Ok, you watched it, right?
Here's some alternative dialogue that pretty much says the same thing:
Anchor one: So, if I'm going to travel to Europe, what should I expect to see.
Reporter: You won't see anything different, even though the warnings are extremely vague and nonsensical. Nothing will be obvious to the traveler. Nothing has changed, even though there's an alert. But you won't notice anything. You won't see extra troops or police, no extra bomb-sniffing dogs, even though the alert has been issued.
Anchor one: So I wouldn't necessarily notice anything out of the ordinary.
Anchor one: So, even though it all looks normal, no matter what I see, no matter how normal and relaxed it appears, even if I should ask a local, or a police officer or someone who should know what's going on and they say "nothing is going on" they may just be trying to keep me calm. So I should really just remain vigilant.
Report: Yes. You should be observant and vigilant.
Anchor one: Observant and vigilant.
Reporter: Yes, believe what I tell you; be observant, vigilant and afraid. Don't forget afraid.
Anchor one: Well, obviously.