This is what I thought all along! Now I know why Donald Trump is trying to divert our attention by joining the Teabag Birthers to focus attention on Obama. He is, in fact, the father of Trig. This will eventually emerge as the truth, of course. He knocked up Bristol during a Republican retreat when Sarah and most of the gang were at bible study. Trump would have divorced Melania and married Bristol, but he found out the fetus had Downs Syndrome and of course he could never sire a retarded kid. Meanwhile, Sarah realized a kid with Downs Syndrome would be an incredible asset with the Right to Life supporters and she could also talk about her struggle in deciding not to have an abortion. The Donald wanted Bristol to fly to Paris for an abortion, but Sarah nixed that. Bristol was pissed off at Sarah so she deliberately had Levi put a bun in her oven. Anything else you'd like to know?