The 5,280th Key al-Qaeda Leader Killed in Iraqposted by Bill Arnett @ 4:47 PM Permalink
The bush administration has announced the killing of the 5,280th al-Qaeda leader in Iraq, signifying that America has reached a new "milestone" in Iraq, literally.
"Ya kill 5,280 terrorists and you've broken all the old records, and, if you take all the remains left after being bombed with 1,000 lbs of high explosives, and store the remains in a one-foot tall container, America has killed one-mile worth of terrorists in Iraq," said an official that paid a hugh bribe to keep his name out of this article. And, best of all, that's somewhere around $1,000,000,000.00 a terrorist, a bargain compared to the trillion dollars and more it will cost to secure the oil fields of Iraq.
Ah, government at its best, slaughtering millions on the cheap. What a deal!
Don't it just make you proud to be an Amurikan?