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posted by The Vidiot @ 3:43 PM Permalink It's too funny... and true:Reasons Why I Am Not Successful
Things I hate to do:
Or maybe it's just that I hate hearing people say these words. Or hate the people who say these words. Or hate it that people pay attention to people who say these words. Or all of the above. Either way, I'll never succeed in this marketplace. My skin crawls too easily.
- Brainstorm
- Monetize
- Think Outside the Box
- Push the Envelope
- Brand
- "Grow" My Company
- Synergize
- Leverage
- Sex Up
- Strategize
1 Comments:
I always knew I would never be rich. I just can't find it within myself to be that big an asshole.
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