Boy! "The powers that be," sure as hell are scared…

posted by Bill Arnett @ 10:26 AM Permalink

…spitless from the many ways they keep trying to minimize Mr. Obama's polling figures to try and show that this race is much closer than the polling figures and the actual counts of people who have voted early demonstrate - which show the votes breaking almost 2-1 for Mr. Obama among early voters.

It seems that they are really desperate not to have a Democratic President succeed bush in the White House, knowing that McInsane would not investigate spit, while a Democratic President with a Democratic House and Senate just waiting for their power to subpoena to once again be honored, and the law followed, could turn up the many, many crimes committed by bush and cohorts.

Even Gallup released two sets of figures to CNN this morning, one showing Mr. Obama ahead by a mere three points amongst likely voters, but seven points ahead with people who claim they are likely voters but whom Gallup believes are lying and will not show up to vote! Just who the hell appointed Gallup to be the nation's physic mind readers?

"Faster than a speeding phone call! More powerful than a loaded question! Able to leap to tall conclusions at a single bound! ("Look! Up in the sky!" "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's the Gallup Poll!")... Yes, it's Gallup ... strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men! Gallup ... who can change the course of mighty elections, bend statistics in his bare hands, and who, disguised as a mild-mannered pollster for a great metropolitan news agency, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, the American way, and trying like hell to make this race look closer than it is!"

This is really turning into silly season out there folks, with the desperation of the Rethugs becoming ever more apparent. Paraphrasing the Eagles, who once sang:

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out takin' polls for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt the GOP somehow

Don't you draw back, Barack Obama, boy
you'll beat them if you're able
You know the hearts of the people are on your side

Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But the Rethugs only want the ones they know they can hide

Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, Republicans drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
The Rethug prison is walking through this world alone

A requiem for pResident bush and his maladministration? Maybe a little fortune telling from UFO ?

Just a bad situation
Got me low, feelin' down
I'm wonderin' why
Caught me unawares
No one knows and no one cares
Rethugs put you down no matter how you try

Put the words together
Rethugs feelin' strong
They can't last forever
They can't hold on, They can't hold on, no no

Somebody, Republican is tearin' my whole inside
Somebody, Republican is takin' me for a ride
Just a little bit of madness
Do you such harm

Another election, it's a nervous shakedown
Lookin' for a place to hide
This could be your nervous breakdown
It's just a Republican suicide

Just a cold realization, gotta go
I'm gonna turn and run away
Got me in a spin, Rethugs gonna lose and never win
Rethugs put you down no matter what you say

Courtesy of UFO's Just Another Suicide.

Wow! I've got to stop venting through song and verse that way. It's almost like Rush Limbergercheese says, "Rethugs have half their brains tied behind their back, or up their …"

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