"Oh, dear what can we do, now that our hoax has fallen through? Tell me, oh what can we do?

posted by Bill Arnett @ 6:35 PM Permalink

She said to me I was brutally attacked
Now she can't take it back
Her truthfulness lacks
She said she was attacked.

Oh, dear what can we do?
Is it too late now it's been in the news?
Tell me oh, what can we do?

She said to me he was six feet four and black,
And at the ATM machine he attacked
A vicious unnecessary act
He beat her, carved a "B" on her face turned back

Oh how long will take
Before everyone knows she's a fake?
Tell me oh what can we do?
When she looks in the mirror it's a fact
That she knows to vote for none but Barack.

Oh how long will take
Before everyone knows she's a fake?
Tell me oh what can we do?
When she looks in the mirror it's a fact
That she knows to vote for none but Barack.

She thinks of him
She made him up on a whim
She fancies that she was attacked
By a man who wants her vote for Barack.

Oh, dear what can we do?
Is it too late now it's been in the news?
Tell me oh, what can we do?

Great liberties have been taken with The Beatles Baby's in Black based on the article, "College Republicans Quickly Distance From Hoax Attack" from the Huffington Post.

Excerpt:

The national committee of the College Republicans went into damage control mode Friday afternoon after a college-aged McCain volunteer confessed to fabricating her claim that a black assailant had carved a "B" into her face after mugging her.

"When Ms. Todd initially contacted us claiming to have been attacked, our first reaction was obviously to be concerned for her safety," said College Republicans communications director Ashley Barbera. "We are as upset as anyone to learn of her deceit. Ashley must take full responsibility for her actions."

Ya just can't back off that easy when you can be commemorated in song and verse.

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