Stay tuned for the Donald, crowing like the…

posted by Bill Arnett @ 3:32 PM Permalink

…Cock of the walk while running around like a chicken with its head cutoff.

For his next trick amusing exposé the Donald will prove that Obama is not black since his highly paid investigators (the ones the Donald claims told him Obama's birth certificate did not exist) have also been unable to ascertain any slightest bit of proof that Obama is, indeed, black.

Said the Donald, "The so-called birth certificate of Obama says he is African, not African-American, and it does not claim that he is black. And if he's not black that means he ripped off both Columbia and Harvard Universities by using affirmative action to obtain his education instead of dropping out of high school like most of the Blacks with whom I get along famously well. The Blacks love me."

An additional investigation commenced by the Donald's team of crack, highly paid detectives (or high detectives paid with crack; I can never keep that straight) is whether Obama is really a male impersonator from Thailand, more commonly know for its female impersonators, because, after all, the President has never publicly exposed his genitalia while the entire world knows what a dick the Donald is.

Stay tuned for these and other interesting developments.

Ciao, bella ámi.

Labels: birth certificate, birthers, President Barack Obama