A suspicious package found at Congressman John Boehner's campaign office on Cincinnati Dayton Road turns out to be a package of bacon.
Labels: Economy
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Was it cured organic bacon? (Doesn't bacon have an odor?)
This story is too surreal, but it shows a sense of black humor.
Black humor yes, but humor nonetheless!
Headline on Fark: Anonymous package of bacon closes congressman's office, which marks the first time in history a politician ran away from pork
Ohhhh, I wish I'd said that.
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