An unauthorized peek at Obama's future foreign policy…

posted by Bill Arnett @ 10:54 AM Permalink

…was recently shared with me by a high government official (and believe me, it took a long time to get him high enough to talk) who requested anonymity because his wife, Joan Sanderson, an Obama secretary who photocopied this information without authorization and wasn't authorized to share this information with Ted, so I agreed, even though I do not like using "anonymous sources."

Apparently new super critical researchers on extraneous weapons existentially dangerous (S.C.R.E.W.E.D.) panel will soon be surreptitiously formed and placed into service to determine future threats to America.

Once, and if, a threat is identified then the battle leading undercover expert division (B.L.U.E.D.) will set into action the tactical and theater targeting operational oversight of threats to be expeditiously destroyed (T.A.T.T.O.O.E.D.) will swing into action to eliminate the threat.

It is expected that these secret programs will work much more efficiently than bush's method of throwing darts at a map to decide who to attack, and it is certain that after having been S.C.R.E.W.E.D, B.L.U.E.D., and T.A.T.T.O.O.E.D., that other countries will think twice about attacking America ever again.

We can all sleep soundly now.

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